04 January 2008

Nice Dump

Went to the dump three times today. Had a lot of junk to get rid of and recycle.

There's a long road once you get onto the property of the dump. It leads for about a half mile up to the entrance to the dump proper. And about half-way there, along the side of the service road, there is a gazebo and a picnic table.

At the dump.

So, I am asking, would anyone out there like to book an oom-pah band and have an afternoon picnic with me at the dump?

What's good dump food anyway?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Food that has nearly no aroma (like tapioca or cold toast), or such an intense one that it blocks out everything else (like a really good garlic sauce, or a good stew).

Anonymous said...

I'd definitely go to a picnic at the dump, but when I read your description I kept picturing the setting as a forgotten Antonioni movie with Monica Vitti (circa 1964) silently eating a sandwich with lots of seagulls flying around. Ah, the modernist romance of landfills.