20 January 2008

Cloned Meat! Finally!


The FDA has approved CLONED-MEAT!!! Yes! Finally!

Now all of America can put on their dinner tables what been served in high school cafeterias, hospital rooms, and on British Airways flights for years! Talk about egalitarianism!

My question is, if they can clone a cow, why not just clone a hamburger? That way we could do away with the whole nasty business of the slaughterhouse and all that.

Yum. Cloned meat. Finally something I can feed to my cloned cat and cloned fish.

6 comments:

Dwight S said...

As a vegetarian, I'm not so directly affected by this, but please let me know when they start cloning quesadillas and Reese's peanut butter cups.

mj said...

cloned cow's milk cheese. wonder if it tastes like soy cheese.

Anonymous said...

i think this whole cloning deal is a little cheesy/obserd. they should clone a cow to get more soy cheese and such.....

Anonymous said...

there is such thing as a soy cow ....soy cow soy cow soy cow soy cow soy cow soy co... haha take that miss morici

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Anonymous said...

jk