20 January 2008
Cloned Meat! Finally!
The FDA has approved CLONED-MEAT!!! Yes! Finally!
Now all of America can put on their dinner tables what been served in high school cafeterias, hospital rooms, and on British Airways flights for years! Talk about egalitarianism!
My question is, if they can clone a cow, why not just clone a hamburger? That way we could do away with the whole nasty business of the slaughterhouse and all that.
Yum. Cloned meat. Finally something I can feed to my cloned cat and cloned fish.